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CHOOSE FROM ANY OF THESE DESIGNS BELOW AND SEND YOUR CARD BY FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THIS PAGE.

STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE
Please select a picture from the list below using the little Radio Button selector. You may only pick one picture per card. If you want to see a full size image of a picture, just click on it. Some of the images are full sized as shown below.

LIES POST CARDS

This Offer Will Never Be Repeated

Please: Lie to me some more!!! 

Send this card to businesses.  Any lie mongering business that has tried to appeal to instincts of greed and gluttony.

There is enough for everybody.

Going Out Of Business Sale

Any business that uses this lie to create a buying frenzy and then somehow manages to NOT go out of business should be swarmed.

Send this card to the rotten, cheating car dealerships and electronics stores.

Or to anyone you think might appreciate it.

If you watch a dog poop...

If You Watch A Dog Poop You'll Get Acne

Someone sent this in to www.liespeopletell.com in the early days and it remains one of my favorites.  I never heard it personally but it just makes sense

Send this card to dog owners everywhere!

If You Step On A Crack...

I was about five years old and had tired of being beaten with coat hangers.  I found out that this one does not work.  Trust me -- I stepped on a lot of cracks.

Send this one to anyone with a mother!

If You Don't Stop Making That Face It Will Stick That Way

This is true: A snapped a muscle in my neck one day making a face.  It was a particularly disturbing face and perhaps one that should not be made but I made it anyway.

Good news: my face did not stick that way.

Send this one to anyone you know with a face!

A baby sitter...

We Couldn't Find A Baby Sitter

Breeders have all the luck!  This is a great lie but you have to make babies to really have it work.

Send this card to someone you might want to have a baby with.

 

Traffic...

Sorry I Was Late: Traffic Was Rotten

Traffic might have been rotten but you're not sorry.

Send this lie to snivelers.

My dog ate it!

My Dog Ate It

As long as this reply does not come from your neighbor after you have asked her where your cat is, chances are very good that it is a lie.

Send this one to your neighbors.

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
In the boxes below, please enter both your's and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS

Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:
STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
Using the two selector pulldowns below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!
TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND
STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your message. Please feel free to use HTML to express yourself!
Card Title
Your Message
STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. Examples would be:
  • Love, Snookums
  • Best Wishes, Fred
  • Me!
STEP #6: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.


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