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First Lie Of The Day
from: Anon

 

Standing at the bus stop this A.M., a young kid asked me for a smoke, even offered to trade a snickers bar for it.  I looked him up and down, and said "Sorry, this is my last one, trying to quit today."

I had three packs in my coat pocket.

The kid shuffled off.

 

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