Hair Cut Lie
from: Anon
No, really, that's a great hair cut.
I mean it.
Street Drug Vendor's Lie
from: Joseph Sloan
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I don't know about heroin, but when
a seedy guy on the street says:
"Opium?" or "Mescaline?" he is in essence,
saying:
"I have opium for sale," or "I have mescaline
for sale."
Whatever they are selling is neither
of these substances. If you stop and actually ask them
if it really is mescaline, they will probably even tell you
honestly that it's actually a mild hit of acid or just shrug
and feign macho street ignorance.
Par- tay! Bottoms up!
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