My dad was a mean bastard who used to 
                  blame me anytime I hurt myself.   He'd scream: "You 
                  stupid little shit, how the hell did that happen!?"   
                  I was always afraid of him.
                Once, while I was riding a new bike that I was very lucky to 
                  have (my folks rarely gave me things), I fell and twisted my 
                  ankle badly.  I made it home and my dad saw me limping 
                  off the bike and said, "That damn bike!   The kid 
                  has gone and broken his ankle!"
                I was immediately afraid he would take the bike away from me 
                  and I lied, "No, I twisted it playing football.  Honest."