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Lies Our Parents Told Us

My parents used to tell me that if a cat hair were to enter my nostrils it would reach my brain and either kill me or cause permanent brain damage. I guess they wanted me to quit sleeping with my cat. Not only did I stop sleeping with my cat, I always slept with my nose covered with either my blanket or whatever rag that wasn't always clean to protect myself from any stray cat hairs. I've been told I developed this painfully annoying chronic nasal congestion due to this practice.