Find Friends and Lovers at LIES PEOPLE TELL

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Hmm... I've been hoping to meet someone just like her.

I'll find her some day...

Okay, even I know this sounds crazy. Why in the heck would a normal person want to find a friend or a lover at a website called Lies People Tell?

I have to ask you a question: ARE YOU NORMAL? Do you like to be normal?

I thought not! Normal people go to the Normal Websites!

Exceptional people who want to see through the crap of our shared realities come to Lies People Tell.

If You Want To Meet Someone

EXCEPTIONAL
(not Average)
Here's How To Do It At
LIES PEOPLE TELL:

We have no NORMAL questionaire to fill out. And this is FREE. (That's Not Normal Either.)

Just cut and paste your FAVORITE section (100 words or so) of LIES PEOPLE TELL into an e-mail message and then write a paragraph or two about what is FASCINATING or INTERESTING about that particular piece of the site. Then write a paragraph about yourself and who you would like to connect with. Simple. You can also attach a photo of yourself with this message. (If you are serious about meeting someone, including a photo is a really good idea.)

Okay -- what happens on this end? I create a page for you at the LIES PEOPLE TELL and people can read it and leave a message for you. You can return to the site and leave a message for them. Simple.

TO BECOME A MEMBER -- FOR FREE:

Send an email to romance@liespeopletell.com following the above instructions.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q.	Hey, I want to read some of the people's pages who have come before me. Where are they?
A.	You are here first! This section of Lies People Tell is brand new. Someone has to go first. It might as well be you. The first people to get pages at Lies People Tell are going to have the best chance of meeting someone because your entries will be read more than anyone else's...

He seems really sweet.