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Posted by Bubba on June 08, 2002 at 18:02:21:

Hi, my name is Bubba (lil') Lotta 'licious. I like to ride my tractor and make it go fast. I'm 4'9" and weigh 527 lbs. I like gurls (& sometimes other things!) but my true love is food! Lots and lots of it! I like to take it to the barn & have sex with it before I serve it to my friends. My specialty is Hostess Ding-Dongs ala sheet roll. Here's the recipe for all you do-it-yourselfers out there: First git yerself a giant roll of that industrial-size waxpaper that measures 5ft.X 1000ft. and lay it down on any handy flat surface you have available. Next, go to duh store and buy every single friggin' box of Hostess(TM@) Dong- Dings you can find! (Or if yuh aint got enny money you can raid the factory) Next, go back to the wax paper; is it still there? Good! Now,rip open every one of them cock-suckin' boxes and individual packages and throw all them damned friggin' cakes on top o' that there wax paper! Now, rip off all a yer damned clothes and do a belly-flop onto the top & roll yer friggin' hairy ass
all up & down that mess boy! Taste it. Is it ready? Good! Serves 5 BOY!

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