Posted by Randall on June 21, 2002 at 15:44:41:
In Reply to: Food goes on the floor before I serve it to you!!!! posted by Todd Davis on February 26, 2001 at 16:36:15:
: I'm a waiter and I've got news for you! Don't piss me off! When customers act snotty to me while they are ordering, I smile and take their orders. I am so polite to them to their faces. But the cook is my friend and all I have to whisper to him is "floor special" as I am putting the snotty people's order up and the cook rubs some of their food into the floor before he cooks it. Sometimes I put my finger up to my nose while I am putting the order up and this is a code to put a booger in the food. Whatever. He's reached into his pants and pulled out pubic hairs!!! They don't get in your food by accident.
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