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Posted by Cathy on February 21, 2001 at 14:37:12:

Some people consider politics as the art to extinguish fires they started themselves.
I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
A consultant is someone who takes away your watch to tell you what time it is.
Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.
Official Project Stages: (1) Uncritical Acceptance. (2) Wild Enthusiasm. (3) Dejected Disillusionment. (4) Total Confusion. (5) Search for the Guilty. (6) Punishment of the Innocent. (7) Promotion of the Non-participants.
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. (Casey Stengal)
Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
If the opposite of "pro" is "con", then what's the opposite of "progress"?
Mit Gesetzen ist es wie mit Würstchen. Es ist besser, wenn man nicht sieht, wie sie gemacht werden = Laws are like saussages. It is better not to see how they are made (Otto von Bismark)

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