I was at Circuit City the other day trying to return a stereo to them.   They wouldn't take it back without a receipt.  Finally I asked to talk to the manager.  He walks up with his white shirt and his thin blue tie and fake smile and he says, "Can I help you?"

So I say, "Listen, I just signed up for the Marines.  I'm gonna be gone for at least three years.  Maybe more.  I don't have my receipt but can I please return this stereo."

He says sure.  Gave me a cash return and wished me luck.

All I have to say to him is: SUCKER!