If ya sit on concrete steps you will get hemorrhoids , I know cause my grandma told me.

If ya masturbate you'll become a drooler, I know cause my grandma told me.

If you let somebody else use your comb you'll go bald, I know cause my grandma told me.

Whiskey tastes bad until your grown, I know cause my grandma told me.

You will go blind if you look at Playboy, I know cause my grandma told me.

Grandma's as full of it as a Christmas turkey, I know cause grampa told me.