Lies We Tell Our Parents

I NEEDED HIM TO HELP ME WITH SOME LOTION

from: Tiffany

One summer when I was about 16, my boyfriend and I were making out in my bedroom while my parents weren't home.

We were so into it we didn't hear my parents return. I was sitting on top of my boyfriend about to take off my shirt, when my mother walked by!  She immediatly told me to come talk to her.   I was so frightened.  I knew what she had seen and was frantically thinking of things to tell her.

She proceeded to yell at me and tell me that it was time for him to go home.

I told her that I was showing him my sunburn so that he could put lotion on it.  Sheesh -- out of all the lies I have told I still can't believe she bought that one.