Lies Women Tell Men

 

I AM NOT THE ONE WITH A GLAMOROUS LIFE AT ALL.   I LIVE IN THE WASHINGTON D.C. AREA WHERE THERE IS A LOT OF EXCITEMENT AND CLUBS AND SUCH.   MOST OF WHICH I HAVE NEVER ATTENDED AND FURTHERMORE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THEY ARE LOCATED.  WELL MY BOY FRIEND, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS A PARTY ANIMAL AND I AM REALLY JEALOUS.  SO INSTEAD OF TELLING THE TRUTH (I DO NOTHING BUT SIT IN MY ROOM, TALK ON THE PHONE AND WATCH VIDEOS ALL DAY), I LIE.  I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THE INTERNET.  HAVING ONLY ONE PHONE LINE IN MY HOUSE MEANS THAT WHEN YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET AND SOMEONE IS TRYING TO CALL FROM AN OUTSIDE LINE, THE PHONE JUST RINGS AND RINGS AND RINGS.  WHEN MY BOYFRIEND ASKS WHERE I'VE BEEN ALL DAY (SOMETIMES LATE AT NIGHT) I LIE AND TELL HIM I WENT OUT TO SEE THE STRIPPERS AT "THE MIRAGE" OR I WENT OUT TO EAT WITH THE LADIES AT "HOUSTON'S".  HE THINKS I LEAD A VERY INTERESTING LIFE, WHEN IN FACT I LEAVE THE HOUSE MAYBE ONCE A WEEK I'M LUCKY!