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Grandma's Lies

from:
Chuckles

If ya sit on concrete steps you will get hemorrhoids , I know cause my grandma told me.

If ya masturbate you'll become a drooler, I know cause my grandma told me.

If you let somebody else use your comb you'll go bald, I know cause my grandma told me.

Whiskey tastes bad till your grown, I know cause my grandma told me.

You will go blind if you look at Playboy , I know cause my grandma told me.

Grandma's as full of it as a Christmas turkey, I know cause grampa told me.

 

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