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from:
Laura Sabadini-Grant

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"When you put a lobster in a pot, the high pitched squealing noise you hear is the sound of it screaming."

Actually, I don’t know for sure if this is a lie.  Some adults told me this when I was a kid, and they made a big deal about the lobster screams. I don’t eat lobster to this day.

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