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Vampire Lie
from: Gail

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When I was about 5, my mother's friend was from Transylvania.   He really was!  They told me that he would turn into a vampire at midnight.   She and her friends would get all high and he would chase me and the other absolutely terrified kids and we would run all over the place while they laughed their asses off.

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