Electric Vibrator Lie

From: Anon

So my mom had been on my case about getting a boyfriend for like six months.  I didn't know it was a law that you have to get married at 22 or at least look like you're going to.  Anyway, she just kept nagging me and nagging me.   Finally, I took her credit card and ordered a vibrator from a catalog company.

I called her. "Hey mom," I said.  "I'm having sex."

"You don't even have a boyfriend," she said.

"I know.  Since you seem so concerned about my sex life, I ordered myself a vibrator with your credit card."

Here's her lie.  She said, "You'll get electrocuted."

I told her, "At least I'll die happy."

Illustration by Sean Simmans

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