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from: Chrissy

I got my undergraduate degree at UCLA last year and was lucky enough to have gotten most of the bill taken care of by my VERY generous parents. I partied excessively during my more than four years there and, when the credit card bills came rolling in every month, my mother would complain incessantly about the huge number of books that I was required to buy every quarter. I am very lucky that she never found out that Malone's On Campus was NOT the name of the collegiate bookstore, but the name of the neighborhood meatmarket/watering hole.

"I can quit any time I want to."


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