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PENCIL IN HER EYE LIE
from: Amy

 Would you like to illustrate a lie? I've told many lies, but there is only one that I feel truly guilty about:

In Kindergarten I hated Jamie because she looked like a horse. So, secretly, I took my sharpened pencil to the playground and climbed onto the merry-go-round that Jamie was also riding. Then, as the merry-go-round spun faster and kids were laughing and pretending to fall off... I stabbed her in the eye. She had to wear an eyepatch for weeks! 

When the principal asked what had happened, I told him that my hand had "accidentally flown off of the bar and stabbed her in the eye." Jamie is blind in the right eye because I was an evil child! And only because she looked like a horse.

Wow. This is like therapy. -- Thanks

 

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