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T-Shirts come in XL, L & M.
The ink is black.
The shirt is a color that the printer calls "smoke."
We call it a very light grey.

If you show me the lie you have sent in, each shirt costs:

  $9.00 US
+$3.00 US (shipping and handling)

Please send your check or money order to:

Chris Riseley
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P.O. Box 1353
Santa Rosa, CA  95402

Specify the size of the shirts you want and how many of each size.

Just print out the lie, or lies you have sent in to www.liespeopletell.com and mail them in with your order and you only have to pay $9 (+$3 s&h) for each shirt you order.
 

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Are you saying that I get six dollars off every shirt I order even if I've only sent in a single lie?

A: YES.

Q: Do I get the discount if I add a lie right now and then order my shirt?

A: YES.

Q:  I want to send the shirt as a gift to someone who totally lied to me!  Can I send you their address and have you send the shirt to them but keep my name a secret?

A:  YES!  Absolutely.   Lies People Tell lives for this kind of thing.  We will always protect your privacy.  Please be very clear with your instructions to us.

Q: Who drew the artwork on the front of the t-shirt?

A:  Kory Sessions-Riseley -- mail to: kory@liespeopletell.com

Q: Is Kory's art available anywhere else now?

A:  Kory has shown her art in galleries in Northern California and is presently building a new show.

Q: Will Lies People Tell be offering other items for sale?

A:  Yes.  Please check back often and mail any requests to chris@liespeopletell.com

Q:  How about Visa and Mastercard orders?

A:  Just send us a check.  If you have any other questions please e-mail chris@liespeopletell.com

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